Reuters
Camfort Sigafoos
Breaking News Washington D.C.
A recently indicted, crest fallen soon to be former President of The United States, was bound over for trial here today. The Washington D.C. Grand Jury has rendered its decision and indicted Barack Obama with committing fourteen counts of fraud, as well as, thirty-three counts of high crimes and misdemeanors.
A flight risk, with Indonesian, Pakistan, and ‘Taliban Passports,’ he has been sitting in solitary confinement for the past 3 months at an undisclosed prison. It has taken the Holder led Justice Department 3 months to put their case together to defend the beleaguered president. Holder’s strong suit is dismissing cases having to do with race, and terrorism. His court room skills have yet to be demonstrated.
To avoid a highly likely lengthy trial and eventual Impeachment and prison term, President Obama has agreed to the following terms:
1. Immediate and irrevocable striking his ill-conceived health care proposal from all public records.
2. Immediately resign his presidency, firing his entire group of czars and cabinet members.
3. He will remain under house arrest for the rest of his life and an extra day, watched by the Secret Service.
4. He will bow on national television to the people of the United States of America and ask for their forgiveness because of his repeated arrogance.
5. He will plead with all Americans to stay calm and not resort to violence. This is a time of healing he will say. ( Editor opinion, of course he would love to play the race card)
6. He will not be allowed to make these remarks from a teleprompter or ever use one again.
7. Since none of his writings have ever been uncovered and we know so little about him, he will immediately authorize unsealing of all his personal records.
8. Finally, he will be required to write a doctoral thesis on the Short Comings Of The Short Comings of the Writings of Karl Marx, Saul Alinski and Cloward and Piven.
This is an amazing turn of events as the future Republican House and Senate will not have to waste time with Impeachment proceeding and get on with the business of restoring America to its rightful place in the world.
Rev. Jessie Jackson in an interview with CNN responded, “this is an absolute travesty.” “Black President does something great for America and this is his pay back?” ” “Absurd, George W. Bush is a War Criminal, he lied people died, he is the one that should be tried as a war criminal”
Rev. Al Shrapton could not with hold his rage. One week ago he had been appointed White House Czar of Community Organization. He was so irritated he stated, “It’s all about being black, helping blacks, whitey and the Uncle Tom’s have set us back to the marches in Selma. (This reporters opinion, Sharpton was just disgusted with the necessity of finding another job shaking down major corporations.)
Phone calls have non-stop at the White House switch board. One Obama supporter said, I’m not happy with him any mo, I didn’t get any free gas and he never made my house payments. Another responded, does this mean I have to get a job? His plan was great, I was going to get free health care for nothing. Interestingly, when republicans were contacted, they made no comments, deep sighs of relief could be heard on the phone.
More to come……#7#7#7#7#7
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Broke a rib laughing, picturing you hard at work on this one, truly a conservative dream come true, and sure to draw progressive fire! Probably a week’s worth of diligence on your behalf, but affirm, it paid off! LOL Let’s TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!
Good job .If only it were true !
Solitary confinement might be a more appropriate sentence, rather than house arrest .