Commentary by Jim Campbell
Understanding that the Chevy Volt is destined to make the Ford Edsel a forgotten memory, Obama put’s forth a “bold” plan of action. I believe he learned the term bold by listening to Newt Gingrich during the debates with his bold ideas.
Fearing voter back lash to mandatory “Volt Care Program” and another Constitutional challenge, Obama results to the tactic he knows so well. Obama said, ” If I can’t force them to buy the damn thing I’ll bribe them, it works with democrats all the time.” “Oh yes, and one more thing, if your car catches fire Michelle will take you to her favorite rib joint for lunch and pose for an autographed picture with you.” ” You got to help me folks this car is better suited for a boat anchor, but I’m trying to compromise with you.”
Running slogan for Obama’s election campaign: If they don’t revolt they will buy a Volt. ( caveat emptor)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.
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