By Jim Campbell
Sources who wish to remain anonymous within the Obama administration have advised that the president has decided to task the IRS with another mission.
In a clear violation of the Second Amendment President Barack Hussein Obama has issued an executive order that once again will shred The United States Constitution.
In an action that prompted glee, from former speaker Nancy Pelosi, the legendary broom rider, and inside trader, said, “Finally we will be safe from right-wing-extremist-republicans “Finally, we will be safe from right-wing republicans, particularly those who read the bible, as well as returning combat veterans from the “man caused disasters,” and “overseas contingency operations,” all who have been deemed domestic terrorists by the Department of Homeland Security, which is filled completely with nut jobs and those who would ordinarily be found among serial sex offenders and the hard-core unemployable.
It must be remembered, Returning veterans possess combat skills and experience that are attractive to right-wing extremists,” it says. “DHS/I&A is concerned that right-wing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize veterans in order to boost their violent capacities.
Commissioner of Internal Revenue Douglas H. Shulman said this was “An excellent idea as IRS agents are frequently harassed by gun-toting extremists.” He then stated, “ This is great, just great, it will provide our agents with another way to mess with the United States taxpayer.”
Shulman has submitted a budget request of $ 1.7 trillion to congress, noting that “The monies will be used to hire and train 750, 000 new agents providing them with SWAT Team training, tactical gear, and assault weapons.
When contacted, “The Brady Bunch,” James and Sarah shed tears of joy. It will be 31 years ago March 26th, when an assassin’s bullet meant for President Reagan struck his press secretary, in the head.
The shot clearly damaged his ability to use critical thought as the attempted assassin, John Hinckley, a mentally disturbed young drifter from Dallas, fired six shots at the president, trying to impress the movie star, Jodi Foster.
It remains only in the twisted minds of those who would steal our liberty and have us live under their tyranny to develop such an idea doomed to fail. To them, the cause of a misspelled word is the pencil not the person holding it. Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, just like the same as the person holding a pencil that cannot spell.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.
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