By Jim Campbell, Citizen Journalist
You knew this would happen. With the recent Supreme Court ruling that the president’s health care law was upheld because it was a tax president Obama’s economic advisers were summoned to the White House to put an excellent plan in place.
I received my letter in the mail on Saturday; if you haven’t received yours look for it on Monday. It read as follows:
Dear Patriot American and supporter of President Obama.
It’s time to put America back to work and begin rebuilding America by creating new taxpayers. This is how you will help. To say that the Chevrolet Volt sales have not met expectations is an understatement.
By October 1st production of the award-winning Volt will be scaled up so that virtually every person in America will qualify to own one. Simply click here to find the nearest Volt dealer near you.
Please contact your dealer upon receipt of your letters as color choices and options may be limited.
You may be wondering, “How will I pay for my new Volt?” This is not a problem, arrangements have been made through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac for you to just pay the taxes on a monthly basis you will be paying nothing for the car.
At this time we are projecting the average tax will be close to $500 per month, depending on your current income. (More below)
Thanks for being a Patriot and my loyal supporter.
Barack Hussein Obama,
President, United States of America
All 57 of them Parody Unlimited, LLC
Remember my friends, the Chevy Volt is unwanted, just like Obama Care, the Chevy Volt has many flaws as does Obama Care. If the government through the courts can deem Obama care a tax what can’t the deem as such?
Let us not forget the quote at the top of my site:
“We the People are the Rightful Masters of both Congress & the Courts, not to Overthrow the Constitution, but Overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” ~Abraham Lincoln
P.S. Not to worry, Obama has the chance of a KKK member with a Goldwater Sticker on his fore head of getting elected.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.