Comment by Jim Campbell, Citizen Patriot and Journalist.
The homo slackass-erectus will be most frequently found at protests, sit ins, camping out at 99% Wall Street event with no particular understanding of why they are their.
They represent the typical Obama voter who has “evolved” from having their heads completely up their asses to the new species.
They will be among the unemployed, as they have no special skills talents or useful education. They are to be feared, the multiply vote and lurk among us.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures
New research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
The “drag-crotch” shape also seems to effect brain function.
Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care.
Unfortunately most are highly fertile.