Obama using executive order OU812 will use the IRS to confiscate all civilian weapons

By Jim Campbell

Washington D.C.

Parody L.L.C.

Sources who wish to remain anonymous within the Obama administration have advised that the president has decided to task the IRS with another mission.

In a clear violation of the Second Amendment President Barack Hussein Obama has issued an executive order that once again will shred The United States Constitution.

In an action that prompted glee, from former speaker Nancy Pelosi, the legendary broom rider, and inside trader, said, “Finally we will be safe from right-wing-extremist-republicans “Finally, we will be safe from right-wing republicans, particularly those who read the bible, as well as returning combat veterans from the “man caused disasters,” and “overseas contingency operations,” all who have been deemed domestic terrorists by the Department of Homeland Security, which is filled completely with nut jobs and those who would ordinarily be found among serial sex offenders and the hard-core unemployable.

It must be remembered, Returning veterans possess combat skills and experience that are attractive to right-wing extremists,” it says. “DHS/I&A is concerned that right-wing extremists will attempt to recruit and radicalize veterans in order to boost their violent capacities.

Commissioner of Internal Revenue Douglas H. Shulman said this was “An excellent idea as IRS agents are frequently harassed by gun-toting extremists.” He then stated, “ This is great, just great, it will provide our agents with another way to mess with the United States taxpayer.”

Shulman has submitted a budget request of $ 1.7 trillion to congress, noting that “The monies will be used to hire and train 750, 000 new agents providing them with SWAT Team training, tactical gear, and assault weapons.

When contacted, “The Brady Bunch,” James and Sarah shed tears of joy.  It will be 31 years ago March 26th, when an assassin’s bullet meant for President Reagan struck his press secretary, in the head.

The shot clearly damaged his ability to use critical thought as the attempted assassin, John Hinckley, a mentally disturbed young drifter from Dallas, fired six shots at the president, trying to impress the movie star, Jodi Foster.

It remains only in the twisted minds of those who would steal our liberty and have us live under their tyranny to develop such an idea doomed to fail.  To them, the cause of a misspelled word is the pencil not the person holding it.  Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, just like the same as the person holding a pencil that cannot spell.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.

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25 thoughts on “Obama using executive order OU812 will use the IRS to confiscate all civilian weapons

  1. Hallie, where have you been….HOLDER and OBAMA want the guns.
    Go to Google and research for yourself.

    If this article =============== is a parody…it isn’t a very good one.
    People are very sensitive right now due to HIS take over — or trying to stop freedom of speech; Agenda 21, etc.

  2. @ upaces88Upaces – – Your gun owner stats may be corrrct. My question is just how many of those gun owners are really willing and able to shoot to defend their and our human rights? Hunters are fine folks but paper targets and animals don’t shoot back!

    Just a thought for the day.
    Uncle Bob

    • Ahhh, Bob, great question. I have to apologize to Jim because I don’t remember what site I was on last night when I had a tiny little disagreement with a retired military person. Actually, hew chewed me out.
      I was stating that people are talking very tough — you know…you’ve seen the comments “Lock and load….etc.”
      I stated that private citizens “are NOT” trained as a Unit like the Military is. It would be a slaughter. I brought up being a great shot deer hunting is not the same as defending a country.
      What worries me, Bob, is that he acting upon the same tactics Hitler did.
      1) Taking the guns away;
      2) Having the Military out of the Country as he took over (Obama just sent Our Military to 4 different countries in Africa.
      3) He is shipping the “spent” shells of the Military to CHINA(?????)’
      4) He said we’d be out of Afganistan soon (as henow is projecting 2014).

      Please feel free to add whatever I may have missed.
      P.S. Have you noticed lately the many many things he is doing against Our Military lately? Of course, you have. I could NOT understand why he would do this — belittle them; taunt them; allow them to be murdered and apologize to those responsible for murdering them due to burning Korans.

  3. OK. After taking a closer look at the post Jim. You got me – exec order – 0U812 was cute. But once again; there are too many folks out here that are scared of what he could and would do given the chance.

    Uncle Bob

  4. Hey Jim,

    Apparently too many do not know the meaning of the word ‘parody ‘ . Or, perhaps they failed to see it in plain sight at the beginning of your article.

    Thanks for the laughs.

    • Thanks amigo, boy did I get attacked directly to my Email. Oh well, the would strip me from my freedom of speech and expression yet they can’t read, go figure. Van Halin had an album titled OU812, I made that up in college and never saw the album cover. thanks for stopping by you have been missed amigo, J.C.

  5. And how many IRS agents do they have to take arms from 650,000 hunters in Pa alone? Good luck with that Obastard! ROFLMFAO!!

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