Finally TSA releases numbers

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members  of                             congress  had no balls or circulating estrogen levels.

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2 thoughts on “Finally TSA releases numbers

  1. I couldn’t find a “like” button, so let me just say “I like it.”

  2. I am so torn which agency to rid the US of the EPA or the TSA. Everyday it seems the TSA employees are stealing or sexual assualting people. Just yesterday drug trafficiking what next. Perhaps all TSA employees should be subject to the sexual assualt that they do to countless Americans that are doing nothing but traveling. Notice terrorists caught ZERO this agency is corrupt and not needed.

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