Why guys appreciate Australian Blonds

A Drover walks into a bar
With a pet crocodile by his
He puts the crocodile
Up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished
Patrons and says….
“I’ll make you a deal.
I’ll open this crocodile’s
Mouth and place my
Manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his
Mouth for one minute”.
“Then he’ll open his mouth
And I’ll remove my unit
In return for witnessing
This spectacle,
Each of you will buy me a
The crowd murmured their
The man stood up
On the bar,
Dropped his trousers,
And placed his Credentials
And related parts in the
Crocodile’s’ open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth
As the crowd gasped.
After a minute, 
The man grabbed a beer
Bottle and smacked the
Crocodile really,really hard
On the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth

And the man removed his
Genitals unscathed as

The crowd cheered,

And the first of his free
Drinks were delivered. The man stood up again

And made another offer….
“I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s
Willing to give it a try.”
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while,
A hand went up in the
Back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly
Spoke up……….
“I’ll try it – Just don’t
Hit me so hard 
With the beer bottle!”
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