The population of this country is 310 million.
160 million are retired.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
That leaves just two people to do the
You and me.
Sitting on your ass,
At your computer, reading jokes . . .
Nice. Real nice.