Catholic Mass with Nancy Pelosi

5aComment by Jim Campbell, Citizen Journalist, Oath Keeper and Patriot. 

The good cardinal didn’t miss a beat. He was absolutely God like in his reply.

That’s my story and I”m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.


Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C. , an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.


The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.”

Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the  congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Pelosi’s aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms.Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Ms. Pelosi’s presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted.”


The Cardinal  concluded,  “But, when compared with President Obama, Ms. Pelosi is a saint.”
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7 responses to “Catholic Mass with Nancy Pelosi

  1. That’s what’s wrong! She needs a priest for an exorcism!!!

  2. WOW, he really did that?? God Bless him!

  3. I believe this was told on another of the lesser favorites!

  4. Those pictures….. Just Wow I think I’m traumatized.

  5. Picture rather… Nancy, the wholesome churchgoer

  6. The good Cardinal deserves a round of applause; but, watch out, he has a clever way with words and might decide to enter politics! Personally, I would never attend a Mass, in the same building with the botox queen, out of fear our Lord would destroy it, with her in it!

  7. Nasty Nancy, Patroness of Political Whores & Baby Murderers! Too bad the days are long gone when she would have been burnt at the stake for witchcraft and heresy!

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