Comment by Jim Campbell, Citizen Journalist, Oath Keeper and Patriot.
From time to time, things don’t work out exactly as planned.
That is why we have local farmers as our brother’s keeper.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, I’m J.C. and I approve this message.
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky .
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a
burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains
They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had
They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
“Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the
United States ?”
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer answered. “I done buried
them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his
tractor “He kept a-saying he wasn’t…
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.